Some Cricket Jokes

 


Apparently there are certain vacancies in the Indian cricket team that need to be filled. And this is the advertisement calling for those interested to apply!

Vacancies

1) Captain (P-001),
2) Vice Captain (P-002), 3) Coach (P-003) and
4) Team Members (P-004)

Eligibility Criteria
We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket. Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….

Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..

LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.

Selection Process
1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda or Holland) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs)2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over) 3. HR Interview (Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)

Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to callforcric@bcci.com

Venue : YMCA Grounds ,Nandanam and Natesan Park , T.Nagar
Date: 01-Apr-2007

Reference Books:
1) “You can be a batsman too” by Munaf Patel
2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by 'Know-all' Sidhu
3) “Murder and cricket" by Inzamam
4) “How can you safeguard you house" by Dhoni


What is Cricket?

You have two sides one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When both sides have been in and out including the not outs, THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME!

HOWZAT !!!!!



Expectant Father

An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on.

By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground.

"How's it going?" he asked.

"Fine," came the answer, "We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."



Can he catch?

A slip fieldsman had a particularly depressing day during which he dropped no less than ten catches all off the same bowler.

After the game he was talking to the bowler when he broke off and looked at his watch.

"I must go," he said, "I have a train to catch."

The bowler looked at him bitterly. "Let's hope you have better luck with that



Of course I remember

Patel was always thinking of cricket.

Eventually, his exasperated wife said, "You think nothing but cricket. I bet you don't even remember the day we were married."

"Of course I do," said Patel. "It was the day Azhar got a century against Pakistan."



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