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Dayananda Reddiar and Jeppiyar
When I was doing my degree course Vivekananda college, there was one famous commerce professor by name Mr.Dayananda Reddy. His mother tongue was Telugu and he knew a little bit of tamil. But he was very good at teaching commerce. He was also vice principal of the college during my graduation period 1966-69. The college used to start at 10 AM and many students would be in the class around the first bell. But some of the rich guys who come by car and motor bike could be found in the verandah instead of going to their respective classes. Mr.Dayananda Reddy would directly translate the words from Tamil/Telugu to english.

Professor: 'Why are ROTATING the verandah instead going to your classes?'
This is the direct translation of : ஏன் வராண்டாவை சுத்தறீங்க?

Some of the students were standing beneath the staircase where old furniture was stored. In that place some six or seven students were standing and gossiping. His class was nearby and he could not tolerate the sound of the students and in anger he said: "Why are you understanding the stairs? Go to your classes."

There are similar stories about Jeppiyar who has set up Engineering and Medical colleges. I am reproducing below some of the statements attributed to Jeppiyar.

-- Yesterday I saw you with my wife at the Cinema Theatre
-- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
-- Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
-- Cut an apple into two equal halves - take the bigger half.
-- Shhh... Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
-- You, meet me behind the class. (meaning: AFTER the class .. )
-- Both of you three, get out of the class.
-- Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today
. -- Sorry i am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning: goats)
. -- This college strict.You get good marks, i the happy, Tomorrow you get good job, I the happy, tomorrow you marry i enjoy.
. -- No ragging this college. anybody rag we arrest the police
. -- girl girl talk, boy boy talk, but no boy girl talk

Know your alphabet

-- The first 4 alphabets of english alphabets namely A,B,C,D which are quite commonly used, do not appear anywhere in the spelling of any of the number from "ONE to NINETY NINE".The alphabet D appears for the first time in the spelling of the number "HUNDRED".

-- The alphabet A,B,C do not appear anywhere in the spelling of the numbers from "ONE to NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE" . The alphabet A appears for the first time in the spelling of the number "THOUSAND"

-- The alphabet B and C do not appear anywhere in the spelling of the number from 1 to 999,999,999. The alphabet B appears for the first time in the spelling of the number "BILLION".

-- Finally the alphabet C does not appear in the spelling of any number. (Crore is derived from the Hindi word Karod and is used only in India and Pakistan).

Did you know this?

N.S.Padmanabhan
April 2010


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